(this is my first one, so it really sucks)
So there was this guy named Steve. He's this guy that got beat up a lot in school, so he was pretty pissed off at people. One day he was introduced to the concept of a vegetable garden, so he planted some root vegetables and stuff. He grew them to be considerably large, and then he harvested them and started to stab people to death with them. He met some dudes that would beat him up at school, and with the furious flying of delicious, vitamin-B containing, wholesome carrots, murdered them. So then he decided that he had enough fun for then, packed up his stuff, and lived out then next 20-some years of his life happy and successful, or at least until part II of this crap heap.